Total Medals Earned: 367 (From 135 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,185 Points
Medals Earned: 7/9 (65/165 points)
Buy the angry cube for 25 points
Buy the greedy cube for 50 points
Buy the chunky cube for 50 points
Buy the mike cube for 75 points
Buy the yppah cube for 100 points
Buy the cyclops cube for 150 points
Buy the PAIN cube for 300 points
Get a highscore of 150
Have 500 total points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/250 points)
Somehow by some miracle manage to start the game
Get a score below 1k
Play on Pixel Day
Get a score below 100
Get a score of 10k or higher
Get a best combo of 100 or higher
Survive 5+ minutes
Die when both your total hits and best combo are equal (and higher than 20)
Obtain every power-up
Buy an outfit
Buy ALL the outfits
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat B. Casual
Defeat 1 enemy
Die.
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 4/19 (70/485 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reach Layer 15
Reach Layer 14
Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
Reach Layer 13
Reach Layer 12
Reach Layer 11
Reach Layer 10
Reach Layer 9
Reach Layer 8
Reach Layer 7
Reach Layer 6
Reach Layer 5
Reach Layer 4
Reach Layer 3
Reach Layer 2
Reach Layer 1
Medals Earned: 4/14 (40/195 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Read The Story
Check The Credits
Beat The Level 1 Par Time
Beat The Level 2 Par Time
Beat The Level 3 Par Time
Beat The Level 4 Par Time
Beat The Level 5 Par Time
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/95 points)
Reach 3,000 points.
Reach 6,000 points.
Reach 9,000 points.
Reach 12,000 points.
Finish the game!
Medals Earned: 6/9 (300/450 points)
Get a combo of 50 consecutive hits on Table One!
Successfully hit all the targets on Table One!
Get a combo of 50 consecutive hits on Table Two!
Successfully hit all the targets on Table Two!
Score at least 100k on Table One!
Score at least 100k on Table Two!
Get a combo of 50 consecutive hits in Table Three!
Successfully hit all the targets for Table Three!
Score at least 100k on Table Three!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/460 points)
Die by your own bombs.
"Another skeleton, a shady one... most of them are, to be fair."
"Looks like he has places to go to, and to possibly bomb down."
"You approached Bertha, Captain Grog's cursed Gallion."
"He might look like a 'regular' skeleton, but he never skips femur day."
"You're bound to explod-*coff*.. explore the seven seas."
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/65 points)
Kill your first victim.
Died!
beat the game
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!